Carlos Danger Needs To Keep His Weiner To Himself

    Stupid Is As Stupid Does!

    American politician Anthony Weiner, former U.S. Congressman from New York City, has now been involved in two sexual scandals! One was not enough for this deranged pervert; Weiner has been reportedly sexting a young 22-year-old woman, yet again soiling his already dirty name during his attempt to return to politics as a current candidate for Mayor of New York City.

    The first scandal began when (D) U.S. Congressman Weiner used Twitter to send a naked picture to a 21-year-old woman from Seattle, Washington.

    Not long after, Weiner was at it again on Twitter – using the alias ‘Carlos Danger’, Weiner contacted Sydney Leathers and began engaging in a sexual phone relationship. Because Carlos Danger is clearly a real name! Come on, you couldn’t think of anything better? Honestly, your real name is Weiner!

    Once contact had been made, Sydney and ‘Danger’ communicated through Twitter, Facebook, Formspring and e-mail on a daily basis. As a true sexual predator, he promised her a condo in Chicago and eventually a job in order to continue their relationship in person.

    With that said: Weiner clearly has a few issues to have done this twice! Not only has he embarrassed himself, but he has reduced his wife, Huma Abedin, to an absolute idiot, following in the footsteps of her former boss and fellow push over, Hilary Clinton.

    Needless to say, America is shaking its collective head at Weiners sexcapades, and is waiting for the undersexed nerd to withdraw from politics completely.

    However, after being called out by the New York Times editorial board, among many, many others, he has said he has no intention to leave the NYC Mayoral race and plans to continue campaigning.

    Good luck, Mr. Fifty Shade of Awful. I don’t know what’s worse, his embarrassing behavior or his unwavering denial.

    The most hilarious part of the whole scandal? Sydney Leathers is banking on her hoe-ish behavior, and has accepted a six-figure endorsement deal with IHookUp as the face of their mobile phone dating app. The app allows locals to find others looking for sexual relationships, text and then agree to “hook-up”.

    Pretty perfect for Leathers.

    As part of her endorsement deal, Leathers will have to keep an active profile on the site, interact with users and possibly find people to meet with. Basically, she has become an online prostitute!

    So, why would someone agree to do this? A rep for IHookUp told TMZ, “It’s all about that instant gratification and hooking up with the right person at the right time. Sydney seems to have that nailed down!” I’m sure Weiner would agree. Both are apparently leading the race for “most pathetic existence of 2013” and will certainly savor the final moments of their fifteen minutes of fame, which, by the way, ended a few days ago. Now I finally understand the cliché meant for each other.

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